Sooo, I was rejected from the Unilag, My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions, so basically corruption works for everyone but me in Nigeria. TIA
Sooo, I actually heard my 14 year old cousin say to himself his friend on the phone, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" TIA
Sooo, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. TIA
Sooo, my 7 year old cousin was walking behind my grandma on the street, when he exclaimed for the whole world to hear “Grandma who have the fattest bum I have ever seen” TIA
Sooo, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found most of the eba and okra soup in my new converse’s. TIA
Sooo, I went to pack ‘n’ shop to pick up a few items. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note saying "Sorry I bumped into your car but God will provide" TIA
Sooo, while in heavy traffic on third mainland bridge an okada man skidded into my car scratching it along the side from one end to another He picked himself up, glanced at the damage he had just done car, and quickly sped off, all in the space of a few seconds. I was on my way home from getting a new paint job. TIA
Sooo, on my way to visit my little cousin in school on his birthday the truck in front of me carrying foam mattresses somehow managed to pop it’s trunk, sending about 10 mattresses tumbling onto the street for all the drivers to dodge. TIA
Sooo, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. TIA
Sooo, my parents came to my house for my birthday. My mom backed her car into mine, leaving a huge dent in the front and a cracked front light. She said because it was my birthday I could pay for the damages to her car later. TIA
Sooo, I spilled hot coffee all over a client at work, while trying to serve him. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained to my boss, which resulted in me being fired. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. TIA
Sooo, our washer man’s son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack in the middle of the night. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our washerman turned up for work, he doesn’t have any children. TIA
Sooo, my husband admitted to falling for an internet 419 scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". TIA
Sooo, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. TIA
Sooo, after falling in a gutter, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. TIA
Sooo, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. TIA
Sooo, my boss told me I'm not working hard enough because I take French classes two mornings a week and therefore I won't be getting a promotion. If I want the promotion I have to stop taking my French classes. These are the same French classes I was told I originally needed for the promotion, so I could work in Togo. TIA
Sooo, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. TIA
Sooo, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his playsation controller out the window. He was so desperate to finish his game, he followed it.The window overlooks some thorny bushes, My son has cuts, scratches and bruises all over, and apparently no future. TIA
Sooo, my brother was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to get him into trouble. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My brother is an ode. TIA
